About the Author

"The quintessential American man of letters" - FBI Mail Fraud Division

About the Author

The author is a 36 year-old male who has been described as "the quintessential American man of letters" by the FBI Mail Fraud Division, and "an American man of numbers" by the head of the IRS Tax Fraud Department. By the time he was 20 years old, his collected Letters to Ann Landers had attracted the attention of critics all over the country. The Lansing, MI, Pennysaver gave him a front page profile when he wrote "the most poetic 'Car for Sale' ad in this publication's history."

His poetry was originally put into a limited edition collection by famous editor Judith Regan and placed at the bottom of her parrot cage. That cage has recently fetched eighty-three dollars on eBay.

The author first achieved international prominence for suing himself over his own unauthorized autobiography, a publicity stunt that turned ugly when he ended up divorcing himself in 1997. The author has worked as a file clerk, a security guard, and a chicken sexer if you believe the rumors - which w…