Memorial Day

A perfect day for light housekeeping and complaining.

First of all, I wanted to issue a thank you to the people who have been paying to subscribe to SIHWIA. It’s always humbling when anyone reads what I’ve written and finds it worth paying for. As I said a year ago, I’m not a fan of making the boards of Facebook or Instagram -I’M SORRY META - multi-billionaires and being rewarded in turn with the tiny bump of Dopamine that comes with every “like” and reply.

And what better way to reward my paying customers than starting the week with a free post that everybody can read? If it makes you guys feel better, I won’t see any of that subscription money until at least June 15th.

This is a kind of a lazy blog post because I’m frankly in a lazy kind of mood. I’m a full-time student at a prestigious University, and I’m a full-time comedian, and I’m a full-time producer, and I’m a full-time comedy writer, and I’m a full-time member of my family, and since I am not 21 any m…