The “Footprints” They Don’t Sell at Hobby Lobby

God couldn’t carry me, so He dragged me through the sand.

I’m designing mass-market novelty shirts. It turns out this design violates many companies’ Terms of Service in many different ways. Only an idiot would sell it.

So of course I’ve put it up in the Substack merch shop, because what’s a trademark infringement lawsuit between friends? Just keep it hush hush! I don’t want to go to copyright prison! (Watermarks not included.)