She Called In Sick to a Bar She Didn’t Work At
A true story about loyalty, hangovers, and unhealthy relationships—with alcohol.
It’s the 20th anniversary of my writing the following joke, and the 19.95th anniversary of discovering audiences did not care for it:
I gave blood yesterday.
Not out of the goodness of my heart.
I just can’t afford an AIDS test.
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