Subtle Signs She Likes You
"The Art of the Pick Up Artist 101" Class 4
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Last week we looked at the many signs that a woman isn’t interested - she uses “negative bodywash” sending subtle signals like turning her head away, or saying she doesn’t want you to buy her a drink because you look like a creep, or she starts engaging in “front-locking” behaviors like making out with her date.
We also learned how to pre-emptively block “soft turndowns” by opening the conversation with an “opening Rockefeller”, for instance, “I should let you know I don’t care if you have a boyfriend or a husband, I’m your new man.”
But today we’re going to look for some of the signs women give off to let you know that they like you:
She offers you the first bite of the honeycomb
Look, we all know eating honeycomb fresh off the tree is grueling and painful. There’s all the climbing, the stinging, and the fighting off all of your rivals who suddenly hanging around once the hard job of harvesting is done. So it’s a signal that she’s into you when she runs through that gamut of pain only to allow you to take the first bite of honeycomb. Beware the stinging of bees between your teeth!
She leaves all of her garbage spread out on her front lawn
There’s nothing women like more than keeping their yummy, delicious trash locked away in a tough plastic tub from which even the strongest fried chicken smells can’t escape. So imagine how much it means when she not only doesn’t put a padlock on the latch of her green plastic trash bin, she thoughtfully spreads her finest selection of slimy candy wrappers, chicken carcasses, and slightly spoiled meats. It’s not just a buffet, it’s a subtle invitation to let you know she wants you in her backyard.
She doesn’t scream when she meets you
So many women will see you lumbering into their yard, front room, or campsite and will use negative body language to indicate that you’re not welcome. But a woman who’s interested will not only not whimper, cry, and then desperately try to play dead while trembling like a very much not dead person, but she will tell the park rangers and/or zoo employees who show up to remove you to tranquilizer darts and not live ammo.