The B-Side: You Won't Believe Who Made It Into Heaven

An excerpt from a piece to be published in 'The McEneaney Anthology of Literature' (forthcoming)

As trendy and exclusive as Heaven is reputed to be — the guest list is tighter than 1 Oak's and notoriously impossible to buy your way into — once you get inside you'll sometimes be shocked at the… variety of types of people who actually made it in. For every saint or celebrity, there’s an inconvenient relative or someone you had just expected to never have to see again.

Think of it as the Eternal Soho House.

Before you bust your balloons doing the minimum number of good deeds on Earth required for entry, here's a select sample of who you'll be meeting — and partying with — up there.