The Amazing $5,000-a-Week Offer I Received
Don’t worry, this is satire.
I WILL PAY YOU $5000 A WEEK TO WORK AT HOME, NO QUESTIONS ASKED
That's right, $5,000 a week. Does this sound too good to be true?
It doesn’t matter how you answer that question, because this job is for question answerers, not question askers! Remember, I WILL PAY YOU $5000 NO QUESTIONS ASKED! This means you ask no questions!
THE U.S. GOVERNMENT DOES NOT WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT THIS BASIC TRICK TO MAKING A LOT OF MONEY AT ONCE. So whatever you do, do not let them know you know about it, even if they send someone to ask! Or else you will make no money!
How does it work? All you have to do is assemble small plastic pieces at home. Then put them in a shipping box and throw them away! That’s it. And you, too, can earn $5,000 a week.
If this SOUNDS TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE just read this testimonial:
“Before I received this amazing offer, I was unemployed and broke and reading my emails at the library. Now I am sporadically employed and worth hundreds of thousands of dollars as soon as I get paid. And I am no longer reading my emails at the library because I accidentally downloaded a virus that destroyed their computers! Thanks!”
- Sheila R., Janesville, Wisconsin.
How can I afford to pay anyone $5,000 a week for assembling small plastic pieces and then placing them in a shipping box and throwing that box away? That is a fantastic question that I just asked myself. It’s a new technique that involves an ancient mathematic principle called “money transference.” Money gets transferred once for the kit, and then again when you complete the task. It’s like you’re practically throwing your money away!
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