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You Won’t Believe What I Got Myself for My Birthday

Number 1 might annoy you!

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Liam McEneaney
Aug 04, 2025
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As Paul Simon once sang:

“Yesterday it was my birthday,
I hung one more year on the line.
I should be depressed, my life’s a mess,
But I’m having a good time.”

My actual birthday was on August 1st. But considering that some people claim an entire month for their birthdays, I hope you’ll indulge me celebrating a few days later on my Substack.

For my birthday I won’t ask for gifts or money, but I would love to ask you for a favor.

Ya see, I edited and wrote an introduction for a book of “Dad Jokes” that I released on my birthday. And to help make it visible in the Amazon sales algorithms, it would really help if you left a five-star review. (As of this writing, it’s got 7 five star reviews. Wouldn’t you like to be lucky number 8?)

But not yet. First, here’s a great “dad joke” from the book.

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