Archive - Write, Liam!

EXCERPTS FROM AN AUDIT CONDUCTED ON THE FACTORY FLOOR OF SANTA CLAUS MAGIC WORKSHOP LLC PRIOR TO AN ACQUISITION BID BY AMAZON

Confidential and Redacted

23 hrs ago • Liam McEneaney

Headlines for Holiday Articles I Will Scroll Past

Every December the internet stops working, but the articles keep coming.

Dec 22 • Liam McEneaney

Our Hotel Staff is More Than Happy to Horribly Murder You

A monologue I wrote in high school, without edits

Dec 18 • Liam McEneaney

Dropping Out of Dropping Out

When I Allowed Myself to Quit Quitting on Myself

Dec 15 • Liam McEneaney

Choosing My Religion

A 2001 piece dusted off for Finals Week

Dec 8 • Liam McEneaney

THE B-SIDE: Welcome to the Neighborhood (Please Ignore the Screaming)

David Lynch’s Universe of Industrial and Suburban Nightmares

Dec 4 • Liam McEneaney

A DANGEROUS JOURNEY TO THE HEART OF THE ARCTIC

by Capt. Liam McEneaney, Ph.D.

Dec 1 • Liam McEneaney

November 2025

Happy Thanksgiving

Or as the kids would say, "This Holiday is Totally Giving Thanks"

Nov 27 • Liam McEneaney

Video clips from my comedy special

Public service AND lazy post for a busy week

Nov 24 • Liam McEneaney

A STORY SO SCARY I MUST PREFACE IT WITH SEVERAL DISCLAIMERS

For insurance purposes

Nov 21 • Liam McEneaney

The B-Side: Notes from a 2006 L.A. Trip

An Ocean's Garbled Vomit by the Shore; Los Angeles I'm Yours

Nov 13 • Liam McEneaney

From my 2005 comedy notebook

Standup that almost but didn't quite work twenty years ago

Nov 10 • Liam McEneaney

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