Archive - Sorry I Haven't Written in a While

Announcing the SIHWIAW community gossip board

Frankly, I'm sick of making money for Facebook

Dec 30, 2023 •

I started a joke

A new era in (my) Substack

Dec 30, 2023 •

September 2023

Starting in two weeks or maybe three (I’m recovering from COVID) I’m going to start posting here regularly, twice a week. I’m working on a string of…

Sep 4, 2023 •

June 2023

Morally complicated entertainment?

What are you seeing/listening to that you know might be supporting someone who isn't a good person?

Jun 21, 2023 •

Why Blazing Saddles is not just one of the funniest movies of all time, but still works as a film

Surprisingly, it's the dramatic aspect

Jun 19, 2023 •

Childhood favorites that you realized were terrible

Or, the Short Circuit Effect

Jun 14, 2023 •

And I have a movie you need to see!

Jun 12, 2023 •

February 2023

My Nobel Prize-Winning* Poetry

Hello subscribers. I know it’s been a couple of weeks, but I have always found since my days doing standup comedy in dive bars in Manhattan that the…

Feb 1, 2023 •

January 2023

Twenty-five things you may not know about me

I realized that a good number of the people subscribed to this Substack are strangers, so I've come up with a set of Interesting Facts About Liam…

Jan 11, 2023 •

On Loving Difficult Heroes

When I was young I aspired to be Bill Cosby and I identified with Woody Allen. Who are we when the artists who shaped us do the unthinkable?

Jan 4, 2023 •

December 2022

War on Christmas

(If You Want It)

Dec 26, 2022 •

On Secret Albums Recorded by Famous Bands Part 1: Bruce Springsteen and the E Street Band

Backing @gary_us_bonds on “Dedication” and “On the Line”

Dec 14, 2022 •

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