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THE B-SIDE: Last Thoughts on David Lynch
On anxiety, illusion, and the long drive home
Jan 22
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Liam McEneaney
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Feng Shui for Cats
The optimal position is on the human's laptop.
Jan 19
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Liam McEneaney
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Truth Social Posts Trump Would Have Written If He’d Been President During Different Major Historical Events
The CORRUPT and LYING HOAX-STORIANS don’t want you to know this...
Jan 15
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Liam McEneaney
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Addendums to the Serenity Prayer
Every classic needs an update.
Jan 12
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Liam McEneaney
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The B-Side: Where Do We Invade Next?
Countries that just learned their interests were hostile to ours.
Jan 8
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Liam McEneaney
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The Amazing $5,000-a-Week Offer I Received
You literally won't believe your eyes!
Jan 5
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Liam McEneaney
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Published in the American Bystander
In June, I began writing (non-script, non-standup) humorous prose.
Jan 3
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Liam McEneaney
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Sorry, The Apocalypse Isn't Coming to Save You
You still have to pay your credit cards
Jan 1
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Liam McEneaney
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December 2025
2025: That Was the Year That Was
Present and accounted for
Dec 29, 2025
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Liam McEneaney
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A Christmas Present for my Substack Readers
from Sir Arthur Meows (and Liam)
Dec 25, 2025
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Liam McEneaney
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EXCERPTS FROM AN AUDIT CONDUCTED ON THE FACTORY FLOOR OF SANTA CLAUS MAGIC WORKSHOP LLC PRIOR TO AN ACQUISITION BID BY AMAZON
Confidential and Redacted
Dec 24, 2025
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Liam McEneaney
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Headlines for Holiday Articles I Will Scroll Past
Every December the internet stops working, but the articles keep coming.
Dec 22, 2025
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Liam McEneaney
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