Archive - Write, Liam!

How the Liar Got His Background Check

A Just So Story of Old New York

Jul 16 • Liam McEneaney

Constitutional Rights Americans Believe They Have

or: The Bill of Wrongs

Jul 13 • Liam McEneaney

The Physical Collection

A very short story

Jul 9 • Liam McEneaney

Sometimes Dead Is Better

Resurrecting ghosts from an old notebook

Jul 6 • Liam McEneaney

Donald Trump as the Mayor from Jaws

PLUS A BONUS: "All That Jaws"

Jul 2 • Liam McEneaney

June 2026

EXCERPTS FROM THE 2026 U.S. NATURALIZATION TEST

COURTESY OF THE UNITED STATES CITIZENSHIP AND IMMIGRATION SERVICES

Jun 29 • Liam McEneaney

Richard Linklater's 'Slacker': A Second Viewing

Who I was and who I wanted to be.

Jun 25 • Liam McEneaney

Jeff Johnson’s Tales of the Surprising

A look back at a rare TV flop from a superstar producer

Jun 22 • Liam McEneaney

HANDMADE FATHER’S DAY COUPONS I WISH I’D GIVEN MY DAD

NOW THAT I’M OLD ENOUGH TO UNDERSTAND

Jun 18 • Liam McEneaney

Sifting Through the Crap

Searching for something of value

Jun 15 • Liam McEneaney

The Philosophy of Modern Standup Lesson 9

Focus on the crowd

Jun 13 • Liam McEneaney

Complaint Letters to People, Places, and Things That I Composed at 4 A.M.

"Dear Brain: Specifically, please cease replaying the 'spilled apple juice' incident from my senior year of high school."

Jun 11 • Liam McEneaney

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