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2025: That Was the Year That Was

A Christmas Present for my Substack Readers

EXCERPTS FROM AN AUDIT CONDUCTED ON THE FACTORY FLOOR OF SANTA CLAUS MAGIC WORKSHOP LLC PRIOR TO AN ACQUISITION BID BY AMAZON

Headlines for Holiday Articles I Will Scroll Past

Our Hotel Staff is More Than Happy to Horribly Murder You

Dropping Out of Dropping Out

Choosing My Religion

THE B-SIDE: Welcome to the Neighborhood (Please Ignore the Screaming)

A DANGEROUS JOURNEY TO THE HEART OF THE ARCTIC

Happy Thanksgiving

Video clips from my comedy special

A STORY SO SCARY I MUST PREFACE IT WITH SEVERAL DISCLAIMERS

The B-Side: Notes from a 2006 L.A. Trip

From my 2005 comedy notebook

The B-Side: Machete: A True Story

No Post Today

To Think I Saw It On Line at Starbucks

My debut special "West Coasting" has dropped

The B-Side: Public Transit - The Great Equalizer

She Called In Sick to a Bar She Didn’t Work At

Love & Theft

I have a midterm today I should be studying for

The Sound of Anxiety: David Lynch, Bertolt Brecht, and Me

FROM THE ARCHIVES: The Psychiatrist Sketch (2003)

Once Upon a Time in the East Village, When I Didn’t Have Health Insurance

The Balcony and the Spotlight

AMERICA’S DIRTBAG LAUREATE

Practice!

About the Author

The B-Side: You Won't Believe Who Made It Into Heaven

The First Day of School

The B-Side: How Things Are Going in L.A.

The “Footprints” They Don’t Sell at Hobby Lobby

THE B-SIDE: The Pros and Cons of Installing a Ten-Foot Chocolate Fountain in My Front Yard

AD HOCKED POEMS

THE B-SIDE: Hustle Smarter

You Won’t Believe What I Got Myself for My Birthday

The B-Side: The Clash album you didn’t know existed

The Department of Homeland Security's Social Media Requirements for Entry to the United States of America

B-Side: The Last Time I Visited New York...

BONUS: Zadie Smith, Goodfellas, and the Queens of My Childhood

THE B-SIDE: The Criterion Collection B&N Sale – July Picks

Twelve Tinder Bios That I Let My Ex Write, Which Was in Hindsight a Terrible Idea (Annotated)

SUBSTACK UPDATE

Prince’s Hidden Role in Madonna’s Album 'Like a Prayer'

ESPN: Date Night Part 2

ESPN: Date Night Part 1

July 2025 on the Criterion Channel: Dylan, Foxx, the Stones, and the Myth of ‘Serious Cinema’

The Lost Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band Albums You’ve Never Heard: Backing Gary U.S. Bonds Between Nebraska and Born in the U.S.A.

Red Flags Your Cat Might Have a Secret Second Family

God Only Knows

I'm releasing my first special, 'Liam McEneaney: West Coasting' in October

12-Hour Sketch

A January 6th Patriot Protestor Reacts to the ICE Riots in Downtown Los Angeles

A LIST OF FIFTEEN PEOPLE - REAL, FICTIONAL, MYTHICAL, AND SUPERNATURAL - OF WHOM YOU SHOULD FEEL NO FEAR

I'm the One Born Every Minute

BUS, BOOK, AND CANDLE

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Time and the Rani

This again

How the "Play La Marseilles" scene elevates 'Casablanca' into greatness